bobopoly: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER can we replace nsfw with that tag
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
stripforharry: soolooxcoopter: obesealpaca: When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know Those fries could be salted with tears So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through there are two kinds of people
peevesies: peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
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A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me
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